KUNG FU NIGHT

Yesterday I was talking to some friends of mine, and we were laughing because this acquaintance of ours was telling them that he had a "guys night" - where everyone came over and brought a "kung-fu" (yeah right) movie and they ate and drank. So these friends of mine, they are a couple, and she was talking about going out of town or something, and he was like "did you get permission" - he was like well I am going to have a "guys night". WE LAUGH!!

This is where my mind starts to churn, like butta baby - so I am like you mean a PORN PARTY - where yall bring porn and everyone sits and dranks and critiques and LEARNS new and amazing tricks that you will never be able to do with the one you love, hahahhaha? So I start to say how I didn't understand the phenomenon of porn parties, because what if you start to get that loving feeling? Do you drop a napkin on it, my friend said you ask for a tall boy, hahaha. WHY, WHY, WHY would porn watching amongst your friends be fun. THINK ABOUT IT - a bunch of boys, testosterone filled boys, intoxicated, testosterone filled boys, HORNY, intoxicated, testosterone filled boys - all together in a room, watching porn. Hmmmmm, interesting if you ask me.

I know this might sound weird to some, almost like I am making it up, but boys have never been able not to share stories with me - they ACTUALLY do this - they actually hang out together and watch porn.

Now I know my momma reads this, sorry mom, hehe. I like a little porn sometimes, I am not scured to say it - but I wouldn't invite my friends over for "girls night" and put on MY ASS IS YOUR PLAYGROUND as entertainment. Can you imagine the scene - a whole bunch of girls, talking about - OH MY GOD she has a big o'BEEP, and that mutha fucka can ram his BEEP into me any o'time, hahahahhahaha. All while we sip martinis and eat mini sausages off a toothpick - who wants to sit, and get all tingly feeling - so we can just SIT AND GET TINGLY FEELING!!!!?????

Do I not see the bonding in this phenomenon we call "KUNG FU NIGHT"?

Let me know what you think.

More me later.