Friday, September 09, 2005

KUNG FU NIGHT

Yesterday I was talking to some friends of mine, and we were laughing because this acquaintance of ours was telling them that he had a "guys night" - where everyone came over and brought a "kung-fu" (yeah right) movie and they ate and drank. So these friends of mine, they are a couple, and she was talking about going out of town or something, and he was like "did you get permission" - he was like well I am going to have a "guys night". WE LAUGH!!

This is where my mind starts to churn, like butta baby - so I am like you mean a PORN PARTY - where yall bring porn and everyone sits and dranks and critiques and LEARNS new and amazing tricks that you will never be able to do with the one you love, hahahhaha? So I start to say how I didn't understand the phenomenon of porn parties, because what if you start to get that loving feeling? Do you drop a napkin on it, my friend said you ask for a tall boy, hahaha. WHY, WHY, WHY would porn watching amongst your friends be fun. THINK ABOUT IT - a bunch of boys, testosterone filled boys, intoxicated, testosterone filled boys, HORNY, intoxicated, testosterone filled boys - all together in a room, watching porn. Hmmmmm, interesting if you ask me.

I know this might sound weird to some, almost like I am making it up, but boys have never been able not to share stories with me - they ACTUALLY do this - they actually hang out together and watch porn.

Now I know my momma reads this, sorry mom, hehe. I like a little porn sometimes, I am not scured to say it - but I wouldn't invite my friends over for "girls night" and put on MY ASS IS YOUR PLAYGROUND as entertainment. Can you imagine the scene - a whole bunch of girls, talking about - OH MY GOD she has a big o'BEEP, and that mutha fucka can ram his BEEP into me any o'time, hahahahhahaha. All while we sip martinis and eat mini sausages off a toothpick - who wants to sit, and get all tingly feeling - so we can just SIT AND GET TINGLY FEELING!!!!?????

Do I not see the bonding in this phenomenon we call "KUNG FU NIGHT"?

Let me know what you think.

More me later.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you like a little porn sometimes???? who are you trying to kid?? girl, you forget... we know you.

7:54 AM  
Blogger PLAYMISTY4ME said...

Anony,
hey, hey I SAID my momma reads this!!! PUNK, hahahaha

7:57 AM  
Blogger JustBecause said...

Yeah, I agree - a little porn sometimes is nice but no way in hell would I want to be sitting in a room full of girls watching it! But a room full of male models...now we're talking! ;)

So...I wonder what they talk about. And are they actually looking at each other as they talk? Do they pass a towel instead of the popcorn? HAHAHA

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Rita said...

I have always thought that about guys getting together to watch porn. The same goes for strip clubs and even Hooters for that matter. Everyone in the place is horny. I always thought that has to create a weird vibe. I just never understood it.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous rob said...

that's when your all, "i gotta go to the bathroom real quick, fellas."

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what up prima? interesting site and stories! I Love it, and porn is cool, when your are with your chic, seriously. I never heard of kung fu night! But I am old skool!

2:39 PM  

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